Judy is a Dick Slap
And that's putting it nicely.
An informal poll revealed
"cunt" to be the most popular term
to describe her. Judy's beauty
is not in question; she has
the peachiest ass, her hair glimmers
like spilled oil, and her eyes swirl
like drops of white chocolate.
The problem is that her Facebook
and MySpace pages say she is up for
“whatever she can get.” Blue balls
are rampant because in person, Judy claims
to be asexual. The men, myself included,
can't wrap our dicks around it.
The fantasy woman isn't supposed
to walk away. She's supposed to get
spread-eagle. The internet doesn't lie.