<       > Judy is a Dick Slap And that's putting it nicely. An informal poll revealed "cunt" to be the most popular term to describe her. Judy's beauty is not in question; she has the peachiest ass, her hair glimmers like spilled oil, and her eyes swirl like drops of white chocolate. The problem is that her Facebook and MySpace pages say she is up for “whatever she can get.” Blue balls are rampant because in person, Judy claims to be asexual. The men, myself included, can't wrap our dicks around it. The fantasy woman isn't supposed to walk away. She's supposed to get spread-eagle. The internet doesn't lie.